But my back fat cleavage is the only cleavage I have!
But my back fat cleavage is the only cleavage I have!

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When I was a teenager, I used to notice older women and how their bodies aged and I vowed never to look like that. . .

* Flabby thighs that stopped moving 30 seconds after they did.
* Excess fat that bubbled out over their too tight bra strap.
* A muffin top mid section that spilled out of their jeans trying to escape the cramped quarters.
* And that back fat – when they put their shoulders back slightly, the created cleavage left on-lookers wondering if they were coming or going!

Teenagers can be so “kind”. I wonder what teenager is vowing the same after looking at me now.

But move over, Pamela Lee Anderson! Here I come! (Just kidding; I’m a realist. Besides, I don’t even know Pamela’s trainer OR her plastic surgeon.) I just want to make improvements to what I have to become the best me I can be.

I want to be stronger; (getting up off the floor shouldn’t be my only strength training!)

I want to be comfortable in my clothes (and stop blaming the manufacturers for their warped sense of size!)

I don’t want to be winded after climbing a flight of stairs (unless it’s a pyramid in Egypt!)

I think I’m even ready to give up that back fat cleavage!

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Posted by: Jennie on Aug 3, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Thank you for this post...I am still laughing!! Humor will get us through this!!! Plus, I am all about those three goals...

Posted by: Pat on Aug 3, 2009 at 11:43 AM
lol! I'll join you in giving up the back fat! That was supposed to me my turning point. Instead I went and bought and all over girdle. lol lol lol

Posted by: Jayme on Aug 3, 2009 at 11:38 AM
This post had me rolling on the floor! We're behind you 100% - whether you have alleged "back fat cleavage" or not!