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My son busted me this morning.

We walked to school and I instantly noticed what was wrong.

My son realized it shortly after that.

He wasn't wearing green. 

My son said, "Dad, you didn't give me anything green.  Now I'm going to get pinched all day...ugh!"

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With Lady Gaga in town tonight it reminded me of my son singing one of her songs from the backseat the other day.

Instead of singing "Poker Face" in the chorus, he sang "Butter Face."

I asked him, "What are you saying?"

"Butter Face," he replied.

"It's Poker Face not Butter Face," I responded.

"No it isn't," he answered.  "It's Butter Face."

I wondered, "What exactly is a Butter Face?"

"I don't know dad.  It just is."